The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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