You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
