Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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