As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
