The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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