Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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