Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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