bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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