Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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