You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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