But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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