Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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