so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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