you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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