we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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