dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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