We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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