PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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