It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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