Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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