You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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