She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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