ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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