Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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