people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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