strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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