I'm gonna have a badass scar
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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