I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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