I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
we should paint friendship bongs
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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