Only a mothe r could love this liver
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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