If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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