I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
nutella sex= disaster
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I think I sprained my soul last night
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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