So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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