he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
