Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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