My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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