how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
