just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think I sprained my soul last night
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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