Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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