that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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