Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We need to get me chipped asap
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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