My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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