listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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