I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You're like the curious george of whores
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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