names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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