just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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