You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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