Got a toothbrush?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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