I think I am morally bankrupt
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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