I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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